as it turns out, god is the sun
Things to do in Denver:
- Not be able to sleep
- Be asked to spell words
- Be creeped on by weird guys standing behind you
- Have stomach aches
- Be sad
Things to do in Tulsa
- Tulsa is a shithole.
If I were retarded, Tulsa would impress me. But I’m not. I would put that whole town underwater if I could.
I hate ice storms and not being able to go anywhere, I hate flight cancellations and delays, I hate awful smelling people coughing on me in the airplanes. I would put all of these things underwater if I could.
On the other hand, Las Vegas was lovely and the food was great.
Coming back home tonight, as we turned off the bypass and into the first city block, the entirety of it lost power and it all blacked out at once. It was so surreal to see a whole part of a city black out from the outside. We kept going and suddenly everything flashed back to life. Everything is encased in ice.
